I just talked to Jesus
he said what up Yeezus
I said what you doing tonight
he said I'm staying in, I fell behind on my taxes
so I gotta stay up and go through receipts
I said aw come on, you gotta come out and dance tonight
he said its ok, I don't really feel like dancing
I asked is something wrong, you've been kind of distant since we left the cottage
he said no I'm fine
I said are you sure, your Facebook status have been really cryptic and passive aggressive
he said no they haven't
I said the last one said Fuck you, you know who you are
then he was quiet and then hung up on me,
I tried calling back
now he's ignoring my phone calls
now I'm in the lobby of his condo building.
I am a God.
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